March 2011
3 posts
bitches, stop changing your tumblr urls all the...
The beauty of tumblr...
iwasjustsayin:
If you don’t like what you see unfollow. It’s that simple. Hate mail isn’t even required. Also if you have to do hate mail anonymously…you srsly have some issues with yourself. Be accountable.
Attention:
thelonglistofthingsthatsuck:
The word “effortless” should never be used to describe a photo from a styleblog. Never.
February 2011
9 posts
People are still talking about James Franco's...
love-and-radiation:
Weren’t the Oscars, like, a hundred years ago?
There are much bigger problems in this world than...
compromise.
schwenk:
[snip]
please limit your britney/gaga posts to a minimum because really, it’s been going on too long. and in a few weeks, no one will care. and it’s really just the same post. over and over.
i know i can hit the unfollow button, and i would have if i wanted to. and really i have nothing to compromise, so this post is moot but lets just switch it up a bit and post more than just...
1 tag
Beofore you type the letters "LOL" ask yourself...
lady88:
Am I actually “laughing out loud”?
Does it makes any sense at all to insert “LOL” before or after whatever random thing I’m posting on twiter, tumblr, or (the bag of dumbassery that is) facebook?
Am I doing this right? Is this proper usage of this fake word?
Am I over age 19?
Have I used this sily expression over 3 times today?
And then STOP. Don’t do it. Do not “LOL”. Back away...
The Secrets Of Successful Blogging, Vol. 1:
inothernews:
Observe everything
Find the funny in everything
Don’t try to please everyone
Don’t force it
Do it often
Don’t look to get paid for it
For God’s sake, have a sense of humor
Don’t allow anonymous comments
Don’t be a dick
Repeat #1-9 until you’re blogfamous
Yes, I get it. The Trenta is really big.
ilikeyourwigjanice:
I really don’t understand the fascination with this. Yes, the cup itself holds more liquid than your stomach. BUT IT’S FOR ICED DRINKS ONLY. Aka ice takes up the majority of the cup. Can we move along now?
I'm letting you guys know right now. There will be...
probably my least favorite thing is when people...
christmasmiracle:
it’s like, you know there have been stupid people always, right?
January 2011
12 posts
Hey Tumblr: Shut down new accounts ASAP
ronworkman:
[snip]
And for Tumblr bloggers: Realize that sometimes your followers aren’t real. Don’t make a post next week whining about losing followers. Seriously.
i think the anonymous option on the ask feature is...
I GET IT
827:
I don’t need to see that gif a million more times to recognize that Marlon Brando was handsome.
Follow me and reblog to win posts
matt-t:
are nothing more than the dumbass chain emails you get from your out of touch relatives.
yo, let's be real for a second.
ex-cathedra:
your life isn’t an internet meme, and “that awkward moment when…” posts aren’t funny. if you have a story about an awkward thing that happened to you, just tell it. i guarantee it will be funnier than trying to cram an ultra-condensed version of it into the post title and throwing some ridiculous picture beneath it.
Re: those "reblog and I'll give a penny to __"...
meetingofthemimes:
They’re stupid. And a reminder that most people are about as altruistic as used car salesmen. If you’re doing that, you have the money to donate—you’re just looking to get something out of it; in the case of tumblr, more followers.
One could argue “it’s creating awareness” but, really, all it does is make the people who reblogged it feel better about themselves—as if they did...
People need to stop posting the hate messages they...
if you reblog more than 30 times a day (or...
I think it's time to start a Tumblr Neighborhood...
October 2010
1 post
Something is wrong with your blog, it plays music...
September 2010
3 posts
Reblogging Postsecret pictures on your Tumblr...
(via thatguychad)
1 tag
REBLOG IF YOU REBLOG WHEN YOU REBLOG BECAUSE...
July 2010
1 post
3 tags
the secrets to becoming a successful and popular...
waitupaustin:
be a minor drunk.
you can only side with one diva be it honey b, xtina, gaga, or britney.
if you choose to not identify as a hipster, you must have a giltman account.
sarcasm is a must.
your #tags must be witty and hilarious, not one or the other.
you must have a spirit animal every week.
you must attend (live blog) all the big award shows.
you know mean girls so well people...
June 2010
5 posts
everyone needs to have replies enabled.
scottplusfriday:
everyone.
AUTOPLAY MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF. THEN COME...
(yia)
If music starts playing when I visit your blog,...
(via 3:2:1)
First rule of Tumblr: Don't let others dictate,...
(via carsonsuggs)
Cruisin' for a bruisin'
sam-pop:
Two things will get you unfollowed immediately:
Posting pictures of 9/11
Making fun of effeminate gays
STOP.
May 2010
4 posts
using derogatory racial slurs = unfollow
jasonlawrence:
it’s unacceptable. baiiiiiiiii
Fun, easy-to-remember posting etiquette for...
inothernews:
Don’t post racist bullshit.
Don’t post sexist bullshit
Don’t reblog racist bullshit.
Don’t reblog sexist bullshit.
Don’t “like” racist bullshit.
Don’t “like” sexist bullshit.
Shit I Hate #25
blissed:
“Reblog if…” ‘s
How about FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR FACE.
MY ONLY BLOG RECOMMENDATION IS TO UNFOLLOW ANYONE...
samesamesame:
(via pageantdad)
April 2010
13 posts
A brief list of things I would no longer like to...
tylercoates:
The KFC Double Down sandwich
Glee
Insane Clown Posse
dumb bitches.
stevemcqueef:
Don’t post an obviously gorgeous picture of yourself that you probably retook 14 times before you got the cuuuutest onnneee and say you’re so omg ugly gawd so ugly lol so anon’s with hard ons can reaffirm that you’re omg so pretty gawd so pretty lol.
lenorebeadsman:
People who reblog without credit are:
(a) the assholes of the sea
(b) bad, on the inside
(c) embarrassing
1 tag
Don't refer to yourself in the third person.
Unless you actually mean to sound like a Tumbl-douche.
If your twitter is only links to your tumblr,...
(via mar-see-ah)
Reblog Conversations
danhollister:
Stop having them.
OMG, YOUR REBLOG CONVO NEEDS TO END.
thatguychad:
AIM. MSN. YAHOO. TAKE IT SOMEPLACE ELSE.
one more "gay shark" and i am unfollowing...
(via samesamesame)
About 90% of the people featured under...
stevemcqueef:
don’t actually have any.
Guess posting pictures of naked chicks with tattoos makes up for one. Cool.
Is GLEE new tonight?