Tumblr Police
the secrets to becoming a successful and popular tumblr gay.

waitupaustin:

  • be a minor drunk.
  • you can only side with one diva be it honey b, xtina, gaga, or britney.
  • if you choose to not identify as a hipster, you must have a giltman account.
  • sarcasm is a must.
  • your #tags must be witty and hilarious, not one or the other.
  • you must have a spirit animal every week.
  • you must attend (live blog) all the big award shows.
  • you know mean girls so well people should assume you wrote the script.
  • have at least one tumblr fling.
  1. mylifeintexas reblogged this from corycorybobory
  2. andthencamethen reblogged this from peculiaris and added:
    Reasons I am not a popular tumblr gay (and I’m okay with that): I don’t drink. (yet) I don’t side with any divas, I side...
  3. peculiaris reblogged this from thatguychad
  4. darth-ero reblogged this from j-sigh and added:
    Mmhmm. I need to get
  5. queerplanet reblogged this from jesus--walks and added:
    hmm , I only do four , I guess I will never be a popular gay on tumblr.
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  8. j-sigh reblogged this from lafaggette and added:
    leothegreat:thatguychad:tumblrpolice:waitupaustin: be a minor drunk. you can only side with one diva be it honey b,...
  9. duhtrav reblogged this from mattheww and added:
    post semi-nudes that is it
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  11. benadgatemusic reblogged this from mattheww and added:
    thatguychad:tumblrpolice:waitupaustin:...I have a lot to cover!
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